ghost fart

When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.

Dude! What`s that smell?
It must have been a ghost fart.

by way cool B] May 19, 2005

butt ghost

A thin pasty being that lives secluded in the deep of the anus

Butt ghost -- as in Chef you are a butt ghost

by Jon Dub February 24, 2009

ghost

To kill another person.

Peep sharp man..we're gonna have to ghost him if he keeps talking about us.

by Rune August 6, 2007

Ghost Hunting

The act of masterbating rigorously in order to ejaculate on potential ghosts, leaving them covered in a white substance that sticks to the apparition, therefore, revealing any invisible ghosts.

"I would never have seen grandma again if I hadn't been ghost hunting in the abandoned old house."

by Heyjas08 September 30, 2011

ghost fart

When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.

John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?"

Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>

John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"

Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."

by SkinItBroham March 11, 2014

Food Ghost

noun. An emission of gas from the anus. The gaseous entity which is released from ones ass as the last remains of food which has been consumed.

Hey man, I'm so full after that meal now I have to release a Food Ghost.
It smells really bad in here, this room must be haunted by Food Ghosts.
Sorry about the smell love, I just exorcised a Food Ghost.

by Graham Harper May 22, 2007

Ghosting

(noun) ghost-ing
The act of cutting off communication with friends/family or a love interest in a way that makes you a total bitch. Ghosting often happens online and involves ignoring messages, not responding to invites and making everyone hate you while complaining about how everyone hates you.

Also see ‘how to lose all your friends’

If you’re ghosting me don’t complain about being left out. Don’t be a cunt.

by uisacoldfacedbitch March 6, 2018