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flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
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flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.
I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.
by stunk February 6, 2014
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flappernoose

Flappernoose: Flappernoose can come in many forms for different things, here is a short list. Pills made to reconfigure noses, a delicious drink, and a type of alcohol. Flappernoose can be made into a drug when certain things are added.
The man went to the bar on Friday with his friends after a long hard day of work to enjoy a good cup of FlapperNoose.

The man took pills to heal his broken nose.

The kid took a box of flappernoose to school.

the man made an illegal batch of Flappernoose.
by Jake YKN March 19, 2014
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Flappy Jacks

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.
Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?
by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014
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Flappy Birds

by DinoTrainSquad April 25, 2015
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Flapper Valve

While having anal sex and your penis goes too deep and hits the "flapper valve" causing your partner to shit the shaft.
Sarah told me yesterday that her and Bill had anla sex and he hit her flapper valve.
by bench knight May 6, 2015
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Flapper Fest

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.
Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!
by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015
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