The unwavering addiction to Facebook, or any other social network that makes you check your page multiple times a day
1. Dude, I just got another message on Facebook!!
Seriously man, I think you have Facebook Fever...
2. Facebook whores have Facebook Fever!
Seriously man, I think you have Facebook Fever...
2. Facebook whores have Facebook Fever!
by Andrew La Brier March 4, 2009
Get the Facebook Fever mug.Refers to a member of Facebook that flirts with other members of Facebook with no intention of ever following through on said flirtation.
The Facebook tease will also upload dated photos that completely exagerate their appearence, so if they ever do follow through with their flirtations, the other party will be thoroughly disappointed.
The Facebook tease will also upload dated photos that completely exagerate their appearence, so if they ever do follow through with their flirtations, the other party will be thoroughly disappointed.
by fitty4ex October 9, 2008
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When someone who is supposedly a friend almost immediately deletes any posts by you or gifts from you on Facebook, even if they are private. It indicates that they are only willing to be your friend if nobody else knows.
by lovesmenot January 31, 2009
Get the Facebook Slighting mug.John Smith POURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHIN TALL AND STRONG MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT'S ONLY HALF PAST 10 BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE....
A little Facebook Karaoke for you.
A little Facebook Karaoke for you.
by Five66T September 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Karaoke mug.A phenomenon which makes people think you wear a particular item of clothing all the time because you are tagged wearing it a lot.
This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.
This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.
I was going to wear that black t-shirt tonight, but i'm wearing it in my recent Facebook photos, so it's a bit Facebook-worn.
by TheBald April 6, 2010
Get the Facebook-worn mug.An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.
Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!
Jimmy: Oh yea...right...
Jimmy: Oh yea...right...
by Dillweed2 June 29, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
by smurfettish May 12, 2010
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