A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
by Joey sense November 15, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by Inbred on the loose! January 16, 2010
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Get the Tyler Evansmug. Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
Get the Evanmug. 
He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl
Evans is saucyy
by Printer123 January 21, 2024
Get the Evansmug. If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.
by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
Get the Evan .Dmug.