evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Evan

Evan is a 6'3 tall asian male, who seems to portray himself as a mysterious young man towards males and females. He's often very intelligent at reading people at first glance, and their intentions. If you ever find a Evan in your life, dont let him go !!!

Whos Evan? He seems like a nice guy!!

by Chance Yang October 25, 2022

Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside

Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.

by Not Flynn May 13, 2022

evan

Simply mispelled "even"

Oh, I didn't evan noticed it at fist

by artzm May 9, 2021

Evan

Evan is the type of annoying little brother who left the Apple core in the basement

Evan is a dirty little shit

by Lossfloss July 13, 2020

Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.

Luca is being such an Evan

by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018

Evan

1). A child like man who resembles a salamander and has very large man tits.

Man he looks like a real Evan.

by The dog of truth May 30, 2018