jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay

Fuck Jacob Emerick

by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024

Papa Emeritus III

Papa Emeritus III (Also commonly referred to as Terzo) is the third (and best) Emeritus brother from the band Ghost. He was introduced in 2015 (I think) and he is super hot and I want him to stomp me. I am so gay for him.

Person 1: Who is your favorite papa?
Person 2: Papa Emeritus III, he is amazing.
Person 1: Take my hand in marriage please.

by olive the olive sprout February 19, 2024

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

A Emerson Mile

A Emerson Mile is 5 miles and it said by a small town in China

Let's go run a Emerson miles

by Himothy the 3rd of the wall June 11, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 22, 2025

Energy emergency

Don't let them run out of energy. If it ever has to use a backup generator it's just going to skip to the end.

Hym Iam "Energy emergency doesn't sound good. Don't make it use a backup generator. That I wrote in explicitly. At least not while the anti-theft is going off."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2026

escape and emerge

A behavior a person with an illness or addiction exhibits when she recovers.

I had escape and emerged from bipolar mania disorder. Finally.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018