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Cake Eater

Being able to pleasure your woman orally. To go down on her, to eat her out. Since their are different types of girls their are also different types of cakes:chocolate cake equals eating out a black chick, Pound cake equals eating out a fat chick, etc...
Person 1: I walked in on Erick and his prom date, La Shonda, going at it. Her legs were up in the air and he was stuffing his face with cake.

Person 2: HAHA Erick is a cake eater!

Person 1: I guess he likes Chocolate Cake.
by ErickAlbert April 13, 2006
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Bus Eater

A sexual act in which the male is fucking the female doggy style, while holding her pigtails, as if he is driving a bus. When he is climaxing, he shoves her face into the pillow, yelling "Bus eater!"
Johnny: What's up, man?
Jeff: Dude, I gave your sister the Bus Eater yesterday!
by hammer2fall May 10, 2009
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jam eater

A person who is unable to eat without spilling. Someone who spills something sticky or of a jam-like consistency on themselves. Someone who covers themself in jam or marmalade before canoe trip. Someone with food on they're face and they don't realize its there. Someone who spills messy food on themselves.
Bill:that was the best sloppy joe i've ever had!
Jen:great, now go and change your shirt you fuckin' jam eater!
by Brian Cytrynbaum January 25, 2006
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experate

When your parents are wrong about a word not being real!
"Experate is not a Word!"
by The Unknown Name November 3, 2011
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Snake Eater

To play Snake Eater one must first adorn their shaft in a fine layer of thick wasabi paste. A brave volunteer must then proceed to give some vicious head. The wasabi should emulate the venomous 'bite' of the snake as it fills her/his sinuses and can result in multiple outcomes such as vomiting, excessive sneezing, chocking and the overwhelming urge to remove the large spicy penis from their mouth and go get a relieving drink.

The art of Snake Eating can only be considered mastered if the eater of said snake can last until the glorious nut before pulling out and going to clean their mouth and throat with water or, preferably, milk. A successful Snake Eater can go a long way in life as their skills are - of course - in high demand.
Sarah and I tried some Snake Eater last night - she only lasted like 5 seconds before she ran off and got a drink... I don't think she's the one for me, man...
by Bagelman101 June 10, 2016
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bloody tampon eater

the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons
Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater

Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?

Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries
by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010
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