Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 4, 2024

Brown eagle

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.

Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.

by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024

Brown eagle

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.

Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.

by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024

Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

You Eagler

An insult which means you eat eagle eggs

Person 1: i love eggs
Person 2: Okay, You Eagler
Person 1: aah i hate you

by You Eagler July 9, 2024

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024