Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.

I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.

by Northface October 20, 2009

Ugly duckling

A person who is as ugly as Donald trump

Ugh that girl over there is such an ugly duckling!!!!!

by Number 1 bataattaaaa April 24, 2018

dicking your ear

When you ram yo shit hard as you can in that bitches ear when she's sleeping, becuase you didnt pay rent this month and she aint puttin out and youre frustrated.
(past tense)- Dicked

The bitch caught an attitude so i dicked her ear.

I'm trying to explain to this bitch that we got busted cuz her mom walked in right when I was dicking your ear.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

Dry Docking

Basically the opposite of motor boating. When a guy just puts his face in between a woman's boobs, and she shakes them back and forth. (alternatively slapping him in the face with her titts).

"I was too tired to motor boat her last night so I talked her into dry docking me instead, Titties!!"

by Da-Rel August 6, 2013

Boon docking

Taking your partner out to the boonies an put your penis in their butt

We went to the country last night an did a lil boon docking

by Fagatha82 October 7, 2019

duckings

Duckings is the apparent Founder and is still a current Owner of the Network, RoleplayHub. He founded the original-role play server; School-Roleplay! Rumored that he used server-money for drugs, also likes to message underage-girls, but this was in 2016. He has an autistic Partner, the second Owner, Im6. He spends the server money to play games and likes to constantly chat with girls but ignores most to all player issues within the server and responds a year later.

Duckings: I will fix the issue!
Players: When?
Duckings goes offline: ...
Players: Never!

by Bob Jr the First October 26, 2020

duckingmachine

a machine that makes infinite ducks, and its a free food machine ha! ha! ha! (im jk)

I love to use my duckingmachine to create ducks.

by N0N0 the 3rd January 15, 2024