shaun of the dead

Liek the best spoof ever made, it is about a zombie out break and this dude just sorta doesnt notice it and it just gets really stupid.

Quotes from shaun of the dead

"He's not my Dad, he's my stepdad!"

"Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
Cuts to dream sequence
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
cuts to dream sequence again
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realization
Shaun: cuts to dream sequence a third time Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
Shaun and Ed clang weapons together"

by well versed in aaron January 19, 2008

dead tree

A hard copy of a book. That is, a physical series of papers, composed primarily of non-living organic matter originating from trees, that are bound together into a single volume.

Carrying all these dead trees around campus is really hurting my back.

by thrillkillbill January 8, 2009

Dead Fantasy

A CG animated video clip that was made by Monty Oum. It is made with the female characters from Dead or Alive (Dead) and Final Fantasy (Fantasy).

"Have you seen Haloid on youtube?"
"Yeah, but you should totally see Dead Fantasy, its even better!"
"Cool, I'll watch when I get home."

by Tymaishu25 January 25, 2009

deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

Blaze Ya Dead Homie

Psychopathic Records artist. While trying to make a drug deal Blaze was shot 3 times in the chest and once in the temple which killed him. He was brought back to life 11 years afterwards by the Dark Lotus family. He can be seen wearing a shot up clock and a bloody face.

Listen to Blaze:
Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Self Titled EP
Blaze Ya Dead Homie - 1 Less G in the Hood LP
Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Colton Grundy LP
Dark Lotus - All CD's
Twiztid - All CD's
Anybody Killa - All CD's
ICP - The Wraith Shangri-La
Psychopathic Rydas - All CD's

by RPninja November 30, 2004

axl rose with dreads

not nearly as cool as regular old axl rose. has an obvious and scary face lift. even more of a jerk than normal axl rose

"Those where some ugly ass dreads axl rose had...i mean...dizamn!"

by Fireconverse July 2, 2006

Dreadwing

A boss transformer

Dreadwing nearly killed me!

by deathboy5 March 6, 2013