Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)

It is a mental disease that occurs within men after a long period of not getting pussy. Symptoms include: dementia, getting aroused even by women considered to be bat-shit ugly, restlessness, a long period of compulsive masturbation then followed by period of no desire to masturbate at all what so ever, memory loss, wet-dreams and insomnia. Victims of the disease may even go fucking retarded aka Elliot Rodger (Elliot Rodgers – went out seeking "retribution" against women whom he said sexually rejected him went on a killing spree in Isla Vista, California, killing six people and sending seven more to the hospital with serious gunshot injuries).

"By the unholy rectum of big-titted Neptune!! I went to the doctor yesterday and I've been diagnosed with Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)!" - William Shakespeare

by Pimp named Slickback May 24, 2015

taxi driver's tan

When one drives a vehicle a lot with the window rolled down and thier arm resting on the edge of the door where the window is rolled down - that arm receives a lot more exposure to the sunlight than the other arm, resulting in that arm being more tanned than the other.
Because the occupation of a taxi driver requires a lot of driving, sometimes they get the "taxi driver's tan" effect.

Bob: Hey look at John in his tank top.

Joe: Wow, look at his arms, he sure has a taxi driver's tan.

by Big Don February 20, 2004

Taxi driver's tan

1) A sun tan that extends to the elbow of one arm (the offside arm), frequently displayed by taxi drivers who nonchalantly steer one handed with the other grabbing the roof, while looking in the mirror to gauge the reactions of their passenger to their reactionary opinions.

2) A tanned appearance of one finger, the result of a catastophic failure in the integrity of the toilet paper when wiping the anus.

"Sod this hotel, the water's off, the bog roll's damp and I've got a taxi driver's tan"

by enile May 28, 2007

Slave Driver

When a someones girlfriend takes control of every aspect of her boyfriends life. She decides everythings he does.

Steve: Hey john, wats up?

John: Nothing.

Steve: want to chill this weekend?

John: No way man, i have to go to the mall with my girl.

Steve: damn, shes such a slave driver

by DaRealSmitty June 7, 2009

drive-by shooting

A colloquialism use to describe a ridiculously short stop at a place as if to slow down and then GO! (minus the gun fire)

Dude, we'll throw a drive-by shooting at my in-laws and then hit the strip club.

by The Big Texas December 17, 2008

queef drive-by

performing a vaginal fart out a window of a car

(car squeals off) pffft!

Jessica: do you smell that?

Barbra: yea smells like a queef!

Jessica: damn! she just did a queef drive-by!

by mv78754 October 7, 2010

Skyline Drive

The long, steep, mountainous road that terrifies most drivers required to go over to get to Ringwood (The Wood), New Jersey. Link to civilization, with a convenient big Smokey the Bear figure that tells people what the forest fire risk level is. Often dead deer on side of road. Offers view of New York skyline from 20 miles away.

Man, Skyline Drive is scary as hell, and now I'm in the middle of nowhere and about to get eaten by bears.

by kidofthewood July 28, 2008