Big Daddy Dong Leg

1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.

2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.

3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
Why is there a trench between these two foot prints?
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!
by Nick Gibson March 21, 2007
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Dong Hollowed Out

The act of smoking one's own stash of marijuana with a friend or co-worker.
Man, your boss is a cankerous whore. You ready to get your dong hollowed out?
by catPoopFive December 10, 2010
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Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!
by 󠀀 December 05, 2018
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Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 06, 2011
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Tummy Drum Dong Solo

The act of slapping your dick on your stomach before/after masturbating. To grab it at the base and swing it towards your stomach to produce a slapping sound.
When I was getting warmed up to fap last night, I did a Tummy Drum Dong Solo just to get more in the mood.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 04, 2013
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