by Herman Becker May 29, 2020
Get the dirty beckmug. A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.
Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
by BootyScooty July 21, 2019
Get the Dirty Eclairmug. When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.
by Big Dean G June 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Kristymug. The act of taking off a girls high heel and lodging it up a mans ass, then forcing him to suck on your toes, whilst calling her mistress.
“Oi bro, did you see Steve on the weekend? The dude was so fucked up, he let some chick give him the dirty Sabra!
by Kinklord February 10, 2019
Get the dirty sabramug. by skddb April 30, 2020
Get the dirty brynmug. when your on top of a girl 69'n and pretend like your takin a rest and fart on the bridge of her nose.
by Yakkie May 3, 2009
Get the dirty demersmug. When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.
Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!
Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023
Get the Dirty Bondmug.