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dirty guacamole 

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around
Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

Dirty Mic 

After receiving oral sex your partner leaves without cleaning off your cock
She left me sitting here with a dirty Mic
Dirty Mic by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019

dirty car wash 

A sex move that is like no other. I, Carwash7576, am inventing a sex move. Kinda like a gang bang, but not really. There has to be 3 people there, at least 2 males. One male on the left side, one male on the right side, and they both jerk off at the same time in a speed test, and the third person is waiting for them to orgasm while doing their own thing. When the 2 males are about to orgasm, the third person runs in the middle, and gets a “dirty car wash” the person running in the middle, has to go back and forth between sucking on the dicks after the initial carwash. When the 3rd person is sucking on the dick, the other dick goes inside. It ends by putting your clothes on, walking out, and acting like it never happened. After the dirty car wash takes place, it’s never spoken of again, and you will never be the same. Ever.
Girl one: “Ew. Why do you smell so bad?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”
dirty car wash by carwash7576 January 11, 2020

dirty gilly 

to insert your whole foot in your partners ass with no consent
i was sleeping with this bitch and she pulled a dirty gilly on me

Dirty Raad 

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and tongue fuck a girls butthole causing her to lunge forward and knocking herself out on your headboard. You then pound her ass like you did back when you were in college at WSU.
I pulled a Dirty Raad on that sorority girl. She won’t be able to sit for a week.
Dirty Raad by Real Deal 2 April 7, 2020

dirty lake 

A type of sexual intercourse when two migits run a train on a large women
Me and tiny Tim wanna run a train on Samantha?
Oh you mean a dirty lake?
dirty lake by Bigcocka123 April 14, 2020