crustybum

Crusty•bum
A word used to define and or describe when someone's bum is looking crusty.

Person 1: woah, that's definitely one crustybum you have there.
Person 2:STAWWWP🥺🥺

by Pepepeooo February 18, 2022

Crusty

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.

Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!

by Big_Fard March 4, 2022

crustyandre

An Andre under the species of 'crusty' is very chunky. A very nice person with fabulous crusty hair. if u are an andre ur a massive simp but ur not ashamed so pop off. andres have the capability to be very bundaliscious but he just doesnt know it yet

donnie: *speaks*
crustyandre: so powerfulll
other person: that was really crusty of u andre

by kiwikicaca March 11, 2022

Cursturd

The only vape flavor that is so bad, it haunts you. See also: simple custard

Jenny tried to buy another vape for the week, but she couldn't get the taste of cursturd out of her mouth.

by RalphysMind March 11, 2022

crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart

God man i just got a crusty fart!

by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022

Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

crustyhearts

A TikToker who changes what there favourite character is every 5 seconds he is transmasc an mlm content creator, as of the time of writing their favourite character is whisper the wolf an no, they are not a dsmp fan

I like crustyhearts
That’s gay

by Kefyz April 22, 2022