A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
Get the Purple Cowmug. The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Cow Alertmug. The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.
by twinklover22 November 27, 2013
Get the cow farmmug. by Haley Henderson July 19, 2016
Get the gucci cowmug. by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
Get the cow jackedmug. by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008
Get the secret cowmug. A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.
by Asian swagboi May 14, 2015
Get the asian cowmug.