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country motherfucker

by Jdhead69 October 17, 2022
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Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt
Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.
by Nodose November 5, 2023
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Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.
She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.
by The longest D September 6, 2018
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Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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Saves his country

Nebulous blanket category that can mean literally anything.
Headline: Man saves his country by tongue kissing his own daughter.

Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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taste the high country

“Wouldn’t you like to Taste the High Country
by Zellywiggler March 25, 2024
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