concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

Concerbate

Having to concentrate really hard while masturbating!

'My computer broke, so I had to concerbate really hard and think of that new girl in class'

by TrulyDisgusting November 1, 2012

connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014

concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.)

the syndrome associated with the feeling or need to attend a music concert of any genre.

me-I have C.A.S. so bad right now
them-whats C.A.S.
me- Concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.), I need to go to this show like a diabetic needs insulin

them- well I guess I have C.A.S. too then

by guitar-ratiug April 26, 2014

Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

Concert Roulette

Picking a random concert based solely on the band's name and going, without knowing anything about the band.

I played concert roulette last night and ended up at a feminist punk rock band.

by angry_pooper September 5, 2014

Concert Brain

'Concert brain' is something that occurs any time between a day before a concert to the day after a concert. It Involves songs by the performer(s) being stuck in your head and/or wanting to dance or imitate the dance moves performed by the performer(s). Effects may vary from person to person.

Friend: "That Imagine Dragons concert yesterday was amazing"
Friend2: "Yeah! I haven't stopped listening to their CD! I think I still have Concert Brain"

by BubblyButton July 20, 2015