jesus chode

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try

wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick

by grannychodeman February 5, 2019

chode hive

Any of a number of recently erected, shimmery high-rise apartment buildings on the Lower East Side of Manhattan designed to attract hordes of chodes with expendable income and no interest in the people who already live there to the neighborhood.

Can we cross to the other side of Houston? A swarm of chodes just poured out of that chode hive over Whole Foods.

by maddiggity September 8, 2009

Reverse Chode

A relatively long skinny Penis.

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.

by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015

Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.

Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!

by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009

chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010

paul chode

Paul dickey

omf ur suc H a Paul chode ass fucker !!

by maria/sierra suck dick May 25, 2016

chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex

Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!

by Sherjo June 18, 2008