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Jackie Chan

When Seth told his wife that he hadn't done anything except Jackie Chan while she was away, she could have no idea what he really meant by it.
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Chan

Chan--

verb, channed or chan'd, chan·ing, noun

–verb (used with object)

1. 1. to mix in a confused mass; put or throw together without order: You've channed up all the cards.

2. to put together indiscriminately or confusedly (often fol. by up ).

3. to combine, unite, or join: to chan business and pleasure.

4. to add as an element or ingredient: chan some salt into the flour.

6. to crossbreed.

7. Informal--a mess or muddle; a chan-up.

–noun

1. a mixed or disordered heap or mass: a chan of paper clips, rubber bands, and string.

2. a confused mixture; medley.

3. a state of confusion or disorder.
Used exclusively in warehousing and retail operations:

Tom and Joe are working truck at Walgreen's. Joe tosses items from dental totes in with items from food totes. Tom returns. "Wow Joe, you sure channed this one up!"

Sam and Bob are working a seasonal aisle at WAL-MART. Bob begins to stock Christmas, Halloween, and Easter items together on the same shelf. Sam: "BOB! Quit channing seasonal!"

Assistant manager Jack is trying to find a spot for 200 cases of overstock water. He stacks them in an awesome pyramid right in front of the main entrance and customers cannot get in or out. Phil walks up with a sarcastic smile. "Nice chan, jack."
by sarg789 January 16, 2011
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Frens Chan

Frens Chan is an image board which was created in 2022 as a replacement for 4Chan's /pol/ board. Since then it has amassed a small but active userbase. The website includes not just a /pol/ board, but also /b/, the unique /c/ for christianity and /r/ for other religions, among other less significant boards.

Many users have noticed the site's moderation being slanted towards Christianity, rather than the pro-white image it brands itself with. Especially the admin Stu Pidasso and other members of staff have repeatedly deleted non-christian religious posts without explanation and banned people questioning their moderation policies.

Additionally, national socialist posts have been known to sometimes get deleted for being "anti-white", while racial universalist posts which were posted under the guise of Christianity have been allowed to stay up.
My thread I had made about materialism on the /r/ board on Frens Chan just got deleted without a trace, JFL.
by Frenly Frog May 7, 2023
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chanan

wow man i had such a great chanan yesterday!
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second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans
Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...
by stp-bk December 9, 2008
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A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.
"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."
by Omendob March 8, 2021
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