Wet chair

To wet a chair before someone unintentionally sits on it and gets a wet ass

Sam got wet chaired

by Fastasfkonabike February 9, 2022

Chair Dope

Slang term for heroin

Yo, inject my penis with that sweet, sweet chair dope

by ChuggyLittleBuddy February 18, 2022

isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022

Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.

someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.

by chair eater March 4, 2022

Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022

cuck chair

when your wife's getting fucked by Jason luv and you have to sit in the cuck chair.

*you going to sit in the cuck chair because daddy Jason told you so or he will fuck YOU*

by im in the cuck chair January 20, 2026

Falling between two chairs

Someone who falls in-between two categories, and cannot enter either or. This can be an example of someone who does not make enough money to live comfortably, but makes way too much money to get on welfare. People who fall between two chairs are stuck in survival mode and just exist.

According to the government, I make too much money to get on welfare, but I don't make enough money to live comfortably, so I falling between two chairs.

by BigOldExhaustedDummy March 1, 2026