by toowackforcrack January 30, 2020

by Random-987 August 25, 2025

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus January 31, 2015

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Exactly how it sounds, the equivalent of saying "Don't trip", basically stop yourself from digging yourself into a deeper hole. Stop asking or worrying about something.
Guy: I'll ask her when the last time she got checked was
Guy2: Catch your feet dude shes going to get pissed if you keep asking her shit like that.
Guy2: Catch your feet dude shes going to get pissed if you keep asking her shit like that.
by G.Moneee April 30, 2009

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
