Caregiver 

One who retrieves medical marijuana for someone they care for and then turns around on black market for profit. Caregiver appointed by medical marijuana patient.

Alexandria needed a caregiver so Tyler really enjoyed the idea of a quick profit. His buddies were savage buyers

Caregiver by Tb289 October 31, 2020

I could care less 

An ironic, sarcastic, irreverent take on the original hyperbole, "I couldn't care less." Contrary to some opinions, there is nothing incorrect about this version. It's just a sarcastic reference to the original that, over time, became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic.

I feel like I should say something supportive. The most I can muster is that I guess I could care less.

I could care less by The Yar February 12, 2018

go career 

Get married

"No shit man. She said 'yes'...we're going career! I'm gonna be a married fucking man!!!"

go career by zoltar June 19, 2003

could care less 

When you don't care about something, so much so that you can't be bothered to lower your interest in the activity, as that would take more effort than you are willing to put forth.

John: I see you failed your math class?
Bob: Whatever. I could care less.

could care less by boxboy23 November 24, 2006

Care Bear Stare Bear 

Someone who stares at you incessantly

All i did was go out to enjoy my morning cup of coffee and a smoke and there was Gladys Kravitz across the street being all care bear stare bear disrupting my morning mo jo!!

Care Bear Stare Bear by trannyonatricycle March 12, 2011

carebear 

parents. usually referring them as overcaring guardians.

carebear by -joyce- September 22, 2003

carebear 

Giving a long, lingering, often awkward hug while whispering sweet nothings into one's ear.

She wouldn't give me her number after I carebeared her.

carebear by oxnestlexo August 19, 2011