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Cancer

When u have an expensive haircut.
Bill: what’s the most expensive haircut?

Brayden: chemotherapy

Bill: gotcha cancer
by Marinas balls June 27, 2021
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Cancer

Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.
Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped
by Marinas balls June 27, 2021
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cancerous bread

Person 1: bro that bird looks pretty dumb
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread
by deensterbro July 7, 2021
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Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
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cancer

1. feminists

2. fran, (and the rest of those types of name bf thing)
3. this website
cancer
by jimmy_mom:D August 12, 2022
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Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.
"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"
by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022
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Cancer

Example 1
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main
by imagineperson April 22, 2022
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