Wet Cake

Wet cake is when you take any form of wet cake (like a Gateau), and you throw it at your sexual partner and then proceed to fuck them and the cake. You then have to eat the cake once you are done.

Bro 1: Did you see the game last night?
Bro 2: I was busy, out with Susan.
Bro 1: Whoa! How did that go?
Bro 2: I Wet caked her.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

*bro 1 and 2 high-five*

by Mr.Squirrel November 19, 2013

Pang-cakes

Pang-cakes, a possible typo but most likely an intentional play on the word "Pancakes", self-evidently describe a baked cake of pang.

Pienipple: "I just made pancakes this morning with homemade cultured buttermilk"

Polly: "I myself had some high quality pang-cakes, it makes tT radio sound amazing!"

by Idle. January 2, 2011

Buck Cake

The simple, yet effective, way of saying bukkake.

It can be used in essays and homework and teachers won't even notice.

Guy 1 - "Did you hear michelle had a huge buck cake yesterday?

Guy 2 - "How much did she eat?"

Guy 1 - "Approximately 34 loads of jizz."

Guy 2 - "That's a lot of black man cum."

by Buck Cake January 24, 2012

ass cakes

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

cake date

The occurance of a platonic couple being seen in public consuming cake.

No pussy, just cake.

a: Are Joanne and Albert together? I saw them in a restaurant eating dessert!

b: naw, they were probably just on a cake date.

by 41i5h4 April 15, 2005

Caking Off

Verb. Making or generating copious amounts of income.

That nigga was caking off on Martin Luther King Blvd.

by John Cakes November 19, 2007

Sponge Cake

An obese girl's pussy.

Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014