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The Cake Is Not A Lie

The cake is not a lie.....

This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the

popular " the cake is a lie"

suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.

The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the

game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.
Man: 2012 is the end!

smarter man: the cake is a lie!

smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.

Man: Wtf?
by thecake'snotalie May 10, 2010
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Pang-cakes

Pang-cakes, a possible typo but most likely an intentional play on the word "Pancakes", self-evidently describe a baked cake of pang.
Pienipple: "I just made pancakes this morning with homemade cultured buttermilk"

Polly: "I myself had some high quality pang-cakes, it makes tT radio sound amazing!"
by Idle. January 2, 2011
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Wet Cake

Wet cake is when you take any form of wet cake (like a Gateau), and you throw it at your sexual partner and then proceed to fuck them and the cake. You then have to eat the cake once you are done.
Bro 1: Did you see the game last night?
Bro 2: I was busy, out with Susan.
Bro 1: Whoa! How did that go?
Bro 2: I Wet caked her.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

*bro 1 and 2 high-five*
by Mr.Squirrel November 19, 2013
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jamie cake

yummy, cinnamony, squishy, lumpy sweet stuff.
by claire January 10, 2004
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Buck Cake

The simple, yet effective, way of saying bukkake.

It can be used in essays and homework and teachers won't even notice.
Guy 1 - "Did you hear michelle had a huge buck cake yesterday?

Guy 2 - "How much did she eat?"

Guy 1 - "Approximately 34 loads of jizz."

Guy 2 - "That's a lot of black man cum."
by Buck Cake January 24, 2012
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ass cakes

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,
When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.
by Roger Golding February 19, 2003
mugGet the ass cakesmug.

cake date

The occurance of a platonic couple being seen in public consuming cake.

No pussy, just cake.
a: Are Joanne and Albert together? I saw them in a restaurant eating dessert!

b: naw, they were probably just on a cake date.
by 41i5h4 April 15, 2005
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