clown finger

Fingers that are ridiculously larger than the keyboard when typing mostly when using mobile devices.

PG has clown fingers with his new, tiny phone. He can’t type anything correctly.

by DarkPhoenixRising November 6, 2020

clown shoes

DONALD TRUMP.

Donald Trump will just go down in history as clown shoes.

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by Peopi September 24, 2017

booze clown

A drunk rat bastard who pursues nothing more than the next cold drink.

Johnny got ahold of the fireball and turned into a real booze clown last night.

by Neil Armstrang December 31, 2016

Clown march

When a large group of people dressed as clowns march around town

Wow! That was a really good clown march on saturday!

by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.

I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!

by JAG1273 March 14, 2012

Clown Flap

A clown that has a poop flap on his/her behind.

Oh my god, He's taking off his clown flap!!!

by Blaze Nightfire November 1, 2011