bum trundler

An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.

Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.

by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008

Bum Wife

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.

"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man

by Jackoffcreamsoda January 12, 2011

Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

by Mrs Mole January 7, 2011

bum-hug

When you hug your boo with your hands on their bum!

A nice tight bum-hug is a great day to start the day!

by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008

bum bagger

A Bum Bagger, someone who proudly wears a bum bag or aka fanny pack like it's 1962.

Mate, have you seen that bum bagger over there with his glittery bum bag!

by adi-boy November 6, 2019

bum clown

a homosexual that doesent realise no one wants his bum

look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .

by mr lee in cardiff January 8, 2009

bum jummping

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.

dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and "bum jummping" we went.

by cockney. January 23, 2011