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rock the boat

a female pleasuring herself by bumping her clitoris back and forth with some wavy roughness, no penetration just going waves on the rock in the hood
Damn I'm so excited to see my boo, I think I'm gonna have to go ahead and rock the boat til he gets here to satisfy the naughty thoughts I'm having.

If I don't rock the boat and masturbate right now I'm going to loose my mind, I'm horny AF!

My favorite way to cure my longing desire for my honey is to rock the boat really fast until the waves of my fingers in my hood cause the man inside to pop off...whats pop in yo?!`
rock the boat by Kandi Queen November 11, 2018
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Riding a river of game on a boat of swag 

when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex
Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.
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corn boat 

"The large corn boat that was sending out muggy sulfur reports earlier is in the toilet"
corn boat by Lance Tronco July 5, 2006

gravy boat 

A sweaty and un-hygenic ass-crack, especially that of the morbidly obese. The hot, moist interior is usually somewhat brownish from fecal matter, reminiscent of Gramma's homemade gravy.
"I won't be chowin' ass on no gravy boat!"
gravy boat by Ludicrous Slim February 20, 2004

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

Drive the boat 

" Miguel ima need you to drive the boat this game "
" I like that kid he is always driving the boat when we need him most "

Banana Boat 

The act of filling a vagina with shit, blowing a load in it, then eating it out. Also, a dessert consisting of a banana, chocolate and marshmallows, being cooked on a bbq.
Devin Simpson ate the shit out of that banana boat!
Banana Boat by VajayjaySlammer October 28, 2011