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Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.
Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021
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Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.
Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.
by JesterRP May 5, 2022
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Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits
by jdung May 16, 2023
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International Blowjob Day!

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).
Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU
by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025
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National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
by venyy September 30, 2022
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blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs
Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.
by ap808 October 21, 2024
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Blowjob on the rocks

A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.
At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??
by Kha6 January 4, 2021
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