16th birthday

This means that you are now able to drive legally and you’re able to get a job now. And you will probably get your first car. You’re only 2 years away from adulthood, which seems far, but yet so close!

“Hey man, my 16th birthday is coming up”!
“Dang, 16? You’re almost an adult”!

by TEEGUY August 19, 2024

Lina Lou’s extravaganzas birthday

The National Holiday in which the World celebrates Lina’s birthday

Hey, did you know it’s Lina Lou’s extravaganzas birthday?

by The greatest boyfriend ever December 11, 2021

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Birthday Sprits

Being naked in the rain

You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.

by Deceptikon123321 August 29, 2019

birthday hole

The term of your anus when your spouse has a birthday.

“Maybe if your lucky on your birthday you can use my birthday hole”

by Chief One Pump June 5, 2019

Birthday

An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?

John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.

Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.

John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.

Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!

by MemerMemers October 15, 2022