Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

Magic Jelly Bean

The female clitoris,

Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.

by PoOpa FoOker November 7, 2015

cute smol bean

michael jackson

michael jackson is a cute smol bean that must be protected at all costs

by 80smyqueen September 28, 2019

beaner activist

A complete idiot who would rather sell out his country and economy to a bunch of wetbacks and beaners. Also known as MECHA, LA RAZA, and other ignorant morons. Typically believes that the Southwest U.S. was stolen from Mexico. Likes to coddle beaners and give them free social services at the expense of tax-paying U.S. citizens.

1. Those stupid beaner activists burned a U.S. flag downtown today.

2. Emergency rooms are closing because of beaner activists!

by John from LA December 11, 2008

beaner

a poor mexican usually known as Leo or Lee

go mow my lawn beaner

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee89 March 27, 2009

flicking the bean

When some women have a good time playin wiv themselves

Finger lickin action

by BBB May 26, 2004

beancap

a beancap is head ,felatio, yams, yum yums, its wen a chick goes down on you.

sorry sir your wife cant come to the phone shes givin me a beancap

by Dave Rocks April 28, 2008