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humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.
Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.
by taradise September 1, 2014
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bobby bear

Bobby is a nickname given to someone named robert. Bear means something cute; littlen ice and adorable. So, it means a cute guy that is amazing in every way.
by kdubbbaby June 4, 2009
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Ogle-Bear

an ogle-bear is a verb. it can happen in many ways.

1. spend alot of money on a hobby you plan on pursuing. pursue it for a short time, and give up.

2. do something that makes your friend say "God Dammit (name)."

3. Tell your friends all your random ideas. start each idea explanation idea with "you know what would be cool....." or, "i saw this one thing........"

4. wear the gear, talk the talk, but not walk the walk.
Man, steve is such an Ogle-Bear. Like he really ever goes rock climbing.
by THE LODGE CHIEF! November 13, 2009
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Bear Tick

A woman who that hangs around mostly gay men who are bears.
A fag hag for bears. Like, that fag hag is in love with her gay. That bear tick is in love with her gay.
by Norcross03 September 22, 2013
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Roux Bear

The coolest dude to ever walk the face of the earth. You are lucky to have lived if you have ever met a Roux Bear. He is always there to give kisses and shoulder to cry on. Loves to swim in the bayou with his girl Zita. Not a good listener.....acts like a T-rex. Even though he likes to lick his dick and fart in your general direction, everyone loves his love!!!
by chlln22 March 9, 2010
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Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.
"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick
by Jude Romero November 30, 2013
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