May 2nd

May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.

"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"

by Perz n molly for breakfast May 02, 2020

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Mid May

mid may is when playboi carti will drop narcissist

Carti droppin mid may trust 🙏😭

by SlattSlattSlattSlattSlatt June 05, 2023

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January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 02, 2020

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Lilly-May

Someone that anyone can love if their heart is in the right place.
Someone beautiful, talented and funny
Someone who doesn’t think highly of themselve

Lilly-May is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with and if there’s an afterlife, until the end of time

Lilly-May is the most amazing girl ever

by Someone who loves you… <3 November 21, 2021

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Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

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