autonotom

Auton-o-tom, noun-adj
A Human robot.

A human being conforming without any self expression to a doctrine set out by another human being, or beings.

She felt like an autonotom being apart of the Fundamentalist Church.
He was just another autonotom lined up for a five dollar coffee.

by GeezeeGizi February 1, 2014

Autojohnaphobia

The fear that automatic toilets are cameras watching you use the bathroom.The fear that automatic toilets are cameras watching you use the toilet.

I had to take a shit, but couldn't because the toilet was automatic, and I have autojohnaphobia.

by fennekinlover September 28, 2014

Autoharp

An instrument similar to a harp, in the sense that it has dozens of strings, but is rather small in size and has buttons that change the sounds so you can play different chords all across the strings by strumming. When you press a chord button, it presses down a long rod with pieces of felt attached. The pieces of felt press down on strings of which are not used for the particular chord and leaves certain strings free to sound for that particular chord.

That man plays the Autoharp while he sings.

by RabbiMordcha January 5, 2015

autohot

When something is generally positive, even though not knowing the implications.

A: Hey guys, what do you think is better: Product A or Product B.
B: Product B = autohot.

by gmobile January 28, 2015

autodrone

Any land based vehicle that operates without a driver.

Hey Bill, lets take my autodrone, we can play poker on the way.

by 2B+ March 3, 2015

Autoerotic fellatiation

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.

John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

by Spot on Johnny March 25, 2015

autosteer and chill

Like Netflix and Chill, but for farmers.

Basically fucking in the tractor/combine/sprayer while autosteer is engaged.

Plowing the field while plowing your partner.

Harvesting the field while your girlfriend gets another kind of protein.

Spraying the field while spraying your girlfriend with.. well you get the point.

My boyfriend had to work Friday night, so I rode in the tractor with him for a little autosteer and chill.

by Illscoutyourcorn March 10, 2016