Austin. Austin is a snake. 🐍. He is the worst person I have ever met. He treated my friend like shat and was so mean. Every Austin I have met was crusty, and rude!
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At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
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Person 2: "You're so lucky to have an Austin in your life"
Person 2: "You're so lucky to have an Austin in your life"
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