Austin

A guy that pulls girls without his own knowledge. Probably smart too. Give your fellow Austin a goodnight kiss.

"OMG, is that guy named Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."

by ihatecatdoghotdog April 25, 2023

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Austin

Likes minors

Eww it’s austin

by Noah's Lucky Babe March 25, 2019

Natasha Austin

The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine

Natasha Austin is so perfect.

by The scholarly crack head May 29, 2024

Austin

Austin. Austin is a snake. 🐍. He is the worst person I have ever met. He treated my friend like shat and was so mean. Every Austin I have met was crusty, and rude!

Austin was being crusty today!

by Stanky DooDoo July 27, 2020

Austin

A kind, smart, talented, yet ferocious woman. Will do anything for her family, and is as loyal as they come. Has incredible taste for good food, and loves nothing more than a flannel wielding man. Often misunderstood, she’s Lovable with a beautiful face and an incredible body to match. The girl everyone wants to have - but only the most skilled fisherman can capture.

“ Is that an austin? “
“ look at that beautiful face and amazing body and the flannel next to her. Of course that’s austin”

by Mybeardsbig November 23, 2021