15th august

National rim job day

Invite all the boys round for some cones and a few Rimmys on 15th august

by Shmangmaster August 13, 2021

August 28th

National Fuck Your Ex Day

Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings

Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached

Girl- you better cum over then

by Horse0332 August 25, 2021

August 24

Probably some Beaner that will clean your house and mow your lawn for 5 bucks

Hey look and August 24 alien

by DefinitelyNotABeaner November 23, 2021

August 6th

National Brady can get dunked on day.

August 6th, the day brady can get dunked on.

by TwoOctogonsDev October 21, 2019

August 21st

Noa's very special day of reckoning. Made popular through Instagram.

Don't mind me I'm just waiting for August 21st

by Wheelchair Raccoon December 1, 2020

August Hanke

The most amazing girl in the whole entire world! Anyone who comes in contact with such a girl will instantly fall in love. Find someone with this name and never let them go!

I just fell in love with that August Hanke girl.

by dougie369 October 14, 2011

August 27

On this day pissy people were born

A: Whens you birthday?
B: August 27th

A:No wonder your pissy

by anonymous May 23, 2022