August 28th

National Fuck Your Ex Day

Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings

Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached

Girl- you better cum over then

by Horse0332 August 25, 2021

August 24

Probably some Beaner that will clean your house and mow your lawn for 5 bucks

Hey look and August 24 alien

by DefinitelyNotABeaner November 23, 2021

August 6th

National Brady can get dunked on day.

August 6th, the day brady can get dunked on.

by TwoOctogonsDev October 21, 2019

15th august

National rim job day

Invite all the boys round for some cones and a few Rimmys on 15th august

by Shmangmaster August 13, 2021

August 1

People born on this day are natural sigma males.

Man 1: Who is that bro?
Man 2: I recognize him, he's a true sigma male born on August 1st.

by BigusDickusMaximus November 22, 2021

August Hanke

The most amazing girl in the whole entire world! Anyone who comes in contact with such a girl will instantly fall in love. Find someone with this name and never let them go!

I just fell in love with that August Hanke girl.

by dougie369 October 14, 2011

August 8

This is the day the most sexiest, hottest, amazing vocal, xiao DeJun was born.

My manz can put the WHOMB with visuals and such a graceful voice. NOW STAN DEJUN AND NCT

" OMG isn't today August 8th? "
" OMG YEAH IT IS, ITS XIAO DEJUN DAY!! "

" he can literally step on me "

by svchng October 7, 2020