August 28th

National Fuck Your Ex Day

Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings

Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached

Girl- you better cum over then

by Horse0332 August 25, 2021

15th august

National rim job day

Invite all the boys round for some cones and a few Rimmys on 15th august

by Shmangmaster August 13, 2021

August 21st

Noa's very special day of reckoning. Made popular through Instagram.

Don't mind me I'm just waiting for August 21st

by Wheelchair Raccoon December 1, 2020

August 1

People born on this day are natural sigma males.

Man 1: Who is that bro?
Man 2: I recognize him, he's a true sigma male born on August 1st.

by BigusDickusMaximus November 22, 2021

August 8

This is the day the most sexiest, hottest, amazing vocal, xiao DeJun was born.

My manz can put the WHOMB with visuals and such a graceful voice. NOW STAN DEJUN AND NCT

" OMG isn't today August 8th? "
" OMG YEAH IT IS, ITS XIAO DEJUN DAY!! "

" he can literally step on me "

by svchng October 7, 2020

August 6th

National Brady can get dunked on day.

August 6th, the day brady can get dunked on.

by TwoOctogonsDev October 21, 2019

August 4th

August 4th are where all the beautiful bitches were born, like me! Also us beautiful bitches are drama queens, but we are mostly loyal.

???:Hey what day is it?
???:August 4th- wait its your bday!
???:Yep!
???:Lucky.

by Piichii May 23, 2021