Angry Ketchup

angry ketchup is good to do on a man who has done something as revenge or just for shits and giggles. you tell him your making a home cooked meal make fries and if your period is heavy bleed all over his lunch the clumpyier the better...then watch as he dips his fries in your homemade secret sauce and after he's used every drop...leave the room and call him from a safe distance and tell him your secret ingredient...hahahahah

i made my boyfriend some angry ketchup last night.

by Bummpydoodle....Aha NIKKI! October 17, 2008

Angry Alligator

When sucking some dude's cock, he somehow provokes you and you bite off his dick.

This dude fingered my ass so I went angry alligator on that mofo!

by Derat and Patrat June 27, 2008

angry librarian

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.

"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"

by Wolf373 June 30, 2007

Angry Birds

Women whom are left outside of a dressing or hotel room when a Celebrity picks only 3 out of 100 groupies to come in to hang out with them or for other activities #AngryBirds

Hey why are all those girls bangin on that door all upset and what not? They didnt get picked for private time with Justin Beiber, those poor Angry Birds.

by Rahzy Von Party March 11, 2011

Angry Pirate

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.

Ryan was tired of fucking Jen so he gave her an angry pirate.

by Flavva Flav February 11, 2005

Angry Dragon

A very specific situation where you are fucking Tony Danza in the mouth, choking him. When you blow your load (and win), you yell, "I'm the boss, BITCH!" and he's so choked up (and non-responsive) that jizz shoots from his nose like dragon smoke.

Sunday night, I mouth raped Tony Danza and he spewed like an angry dragon!

by Hot Sticks November 10, 2008

Angry Nello

This involves first removing your chosen victim to the bathroom, when pumping her you lightly tap her head off the bath until her nose bleeds. Then when she gets up to wash her face in the sink you pump her from behind.

When you have finished walk out and into your room and act like nothing has happened. When she joins you, ask her to leave - You dont have to be polite about this. You do however, turn into a gentleman again as soon as she leaves

Named after the first person to carry out such a deviant act. This term can be used to describe anyone that carrys out any such intollerable acts (especially whilst drunk)

I angry nello'ed that bird good and proper last night. I think she is still crying.

by Twizzler dude October 11, 2006