austin is amazing
by mushroom4ever November 13, 2020

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

Austin is the best Boyfriend ever you couldn’t wish for a better one.he can be a bit dirty at some points in life so some don’t like him but he’s nice and caring when you get to know him.
by Austin’s number 1 simp November 27, 2021

1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017

by Peter Obama February 11, 2022

Austin is a lowkey fuckboy that smokes and isn’t even that good looking but girls will think they are just because they have massive cocks and they are sluts for a big cock and he’s got a fatter ass than any of the skinny bitches he tries to fuck
by Getfuckedintheass December 27, 2019
