n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.
by Sparky236 February 2, 2023
Get the Alpha mug.The worst thing to refer to yourself as. It’s also commonly used among furries, pov TikTokers, and cringe people in general.
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Get the Alpha mug.The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.
Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”
by Durgthelegend March 27, 2023
Get the Alpha Menorah JavaScript mug.A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
by arf79 April 1, 2023
Get the Alpha mug.Beta: Those 2 girls. Lemme pull that girl right there. You can pull the other one.
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha
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Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas
TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
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