Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.

I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking

by Blue_. May 10, 2021

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alaskan daddy wrap

An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.

The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.

by Alexis Texas Has A Fat Ass January 19, 2018

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alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

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Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 31, 2021

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Alaskan Tip Dip

During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.

Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip

by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 11, 2024

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