what color is an orange

ted you bonehead, the color is the same as it’s name.
just like a lemon.

what color is an orange?
orange.

by Aushdj August 18, 2022

blow an o ring

taking such a tremendous shit that it feels like ur asshole just blew out...

oh man, that was one explosive shit, i think i just blew an o ring..

by HoMeS March 11, 2004

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

Pull an Eddie

The action of choking your chicken while watching porn at someone else's desk, when you think you're alone (only to be caught by your supervisor and NOT get fired).

I was so bored at work yesterday, that I just had to Pull an Eddie!

by disgusted_co-worker June 11, 2010

There's an app for that

A phrase used in response to someone else's problems.

Tim: "My wife just left me"
Joe: "There's an app for that"

Justin: "My nipples are cold!"
Peter: "There's an app for that"

John: "Either my boss was hitting on me, or I just got fired. I can't really be sure of which."
Carl: "There's an app for that"

Sara: "OMG look at this huge zit!"
Lisa: "There's an app for that."

Jane: "Is that a guy or a girl? I can't tell."
Sally: "There's an app for that."

by Donkey22 November 27, 2010

using autism as an insult

The most fucking idiotic thing to do.

Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.

by Your Gays July 9, 2020

your an idiot

The wrong way of spelling you're an idiot.

Person A: your an idiot
Person B: No you're an idiot, learn grammar.

by c3vqI January 11, 2010