Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason

A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs

Jason is a smart af person

by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025

Jason

Jason is a guy who likes to dress and is mainly to himself, People like him are fly

Hey jason right there is super fly ash I’m not going to lie

by thatiskindatrue March 21, 2025

Jason shaw

Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise

Mad how he’s a Jason Shaw

by Munob May 13, 2019

Jason

Motion

We working like Jason today my back hurt

by anonymous December 14, 2023

Jason-ism

A term referring to how Jasons speak.

Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"

"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"

"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"

by humd July 27, 2022

Jason

An extremely thoughtful guy. Sweet and caring, he’s careful not to hurt your feelings. He’s very smart, too smart for his own good. He’s gorgeous. A lot of girls want him. When he walks down the hallways in school everyone is in awe

Kayla: omg have you seen Jason today?
Taylor: yessss, he looks so good today
Kayla: I know I saw him in the hall and he smiled at me!
Taylor: omg lucky!!

by Random girly.com October 19, 2019