when you hear the name matt, you just want to explode. but i’m talking about one matt in particular. this matt is trash at video games and pretty weird. plus he has a habit of calling his girl, maddi, a bot weird right? also i know he has a girl shocking right. but secretly i think he is gay tho. if you ever see him please call for help. he is dangerous and deadly.
matt is trash at video games.
by mattistrash May 16, 2020
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Get the Matt-Oanmug. Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
Get the Matt bottommug. The best content creator out there, also the driver of the Sus Bus™.
Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸
Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸
by Bes Mean May 26, 2021
Get the Matt’s alrightmug. Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020
Get the matt bernardimug. 