donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

Donkey Lung

The noise you make when you smoke that good marijuana

That shit will give you the donkey lung

by Fail12 December 23, 2018

donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

by hatfacejones January 16, 2019

Donkey Dickin

A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.

“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”

by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018

Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

YONKEY Donkey

WHEN HIS DONKY MAKE YOU GO YONKEYxD

gREGGERY: Tania have you seen his YONKEY Donkey?
TANIA: YEA...
gREGGERY: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE STUPID SLUT x

by poppygongtik September 18, 2018

Swamp Donkey

A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.

Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey

by SF42 October 4, 2018