stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and pull your penis out of her vagina and stick it in her ass very quickly and without warning
Bro u did the stabbing donkey to my girlfriend last night and now she won't talk to me but it was funny
by Hit it and quit it June 09, 2016
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rough donkey

Giving a girl anal, while roughly punching her in the back of the head until she's unconscious.
Dude did you hear? I gave Sheryl a rough donkey last night!
by 136975328o0854wduuvr July 10, 2017
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Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.
I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.
by Bshow October 06, 2015
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Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.
I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.
by SoHa19 March 02, 2019
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wonkey donkey

angus has a really big wonkey donkey
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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Going Donkey

Based on Donkey the donkey from Shrek. This phrase refers to one some one, usually a character from an RPG game, has sex with a dragon
Camron the lawful: you have to promise me you not going to be Going Donkey on the next dragon
Brock the bard: I can only promise to try
Camron: *sigh*
by Nick Seren April 19, 2020
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Shiny Donkey

A bruised vulva resulting from a Donkey Punch maneuver.
Clementine: Bocephus, I got me a shiny donkey after that loving Donkey Punch last night. Hot damn!
by Cinco Alabachi September 16, 2020
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