Licking Spokes

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

bongo spank

Spanking someone's ass like you are playing bongo drums during doggy-style sex.

I smashed Lisa from behind last night and gave her a bongo spank.

by Bjorn McPherson October 26, 2015

Mahalo Special

An alcoholic concoction featuring a fifth of Taaka vodka and 2 sugar-free Red Bulls. First known origins found in Isla Vista.

“Hey Johnny, can I get a rip of that Mahalo Special?”
“Of fucking course dude! TEEHOO MAHALO!”

by Jug Master March 23, 2021

dinky spit

The little droplets of urine that remain regardless of how hard you shake out your penis after you pee.

You: I thought I had shaken out hard enough after pissing earlier, but I still had a wet spot.
Me: Yea, you can never get all of the dinky spit.

by boingers May 19, 2022

son of a spanky

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.

Lisa: “son of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”

by famousdol December 2, 2017

Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz

A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?

"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"

by bechamel lars June 6, 2019

Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020