YouTube

Youtube is a mainly a very cancerous website.

Bob: did u hear about the fake sidemen beef on YouTube

Billy:Jake Paul sucks Logan's dick
Bob:Yh

Richard (100 yards away):Paul brothers are gay!

by I don’t know why I’m on here May 14, 2018

YouTube rewind

An inevitable steaming pile of hot shit created by the muelling quims at yt hq

Hey did you see YouTube rewind
Yeah it was shit

by redrockit06 November 14, 2019

YouTube Rewind

the worst fucking invention made by eh fucking cunts that do not know when to stop even though they know that there shit is sitter than shit balls

Have you seen YouTube rewind 2019! They don't know when to stop.

by Bimdaks December 12, 2019

YouTube comments

As someone who has used the comments section for 5 years, it’s decent at best with some actual people with brain cells and bring up actual quality points. But that’s kinda hard to find. At worst it’s the most toxic heap of garbage. I would say it’s the worst, but Twitter exists, and loads of people there are idiots. The majority of people there are ignorant, assholes, manchildren, trolls (not even the funny kind) spammers, like beggars, annoying and idiots. You’ll either be pretty happy after reading them, or start thinking that humanity was a mistake.

The day YouTube decides to make an option to never look at comments again on videos is the day we can live in peace and harmony.

YouTube comments. You’ll either like em, or wish you could bleach your memory.

by Pimpleapps April 17, 2021

Youtube Pooper

A guy who posts YouTube Poops.

Guy 1: can you make a youtube poop with 7 Grand Dad in it?
Youtube Pooper: thats actually what im working on
Guy 1: nice!

by Malleo Malleo August 31, 2022

This Ain't Youtube

When someone puts something that isn't real or does something really moronic on a website in hopes of getting a high rating and/or lots of thumbs up.

Urban Dictionray:shark porn?dayturnal??macaroni and sneeze??? What the fuck this ain't Youtube!!!!

A Local News station: Give our Facebook page 25,000 thumbs and we'll donate $25,000 to the humane society. My reaction: what a bunch of fame whores. Don't they realize this ain't Youtube???

by Hunterinabox August 25, 2011

thirty second youtube ad

The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

by hot with a hint of side boob July 25, 2015